August 25, 2008
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Taking Umbrage
Usually, I take umbrage (and don't leave any for anyone else) at being called naïve, and it is usually a label slapped on haphazardly, when the issue is really my idealism. However, when it comes to not knowing what a "dirty Sanchez" is, I'll happily go back to being naïve.
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I work with a girl that uses me as her own personal wikipedia. I can always tell when she's going to ask me to explain something to her because she closes the door to my edit bay and says "Okay, you can't make fun of me for asking you this, but I figured that you'd know since you know everything."
Dirty Sanchez was the third thing I think, which i funny because she asked me what fellatio was last week. I don't know how I get such reputations!
I dunno. Sometimes I think there are things I'm better off NOT knowing... and frankly... I'd rather be a little naive than be like a friend who's an insufferable non-stop encyclopedia of irrelevant facts...
Dirty Sanchez is definitely one of those things we could go without knowing. That, and "tea bagging".
I sort of wish I had not read this blog...
There are some things we are better off not knowing...
Just don't look up the 'Angry Dragon'!!!
Oh my, I just don't know what to say. I just have to laugh and smile wishing I had no clue what you were talking about.
@BrysonMC - Dude, you totally knew I was going to look it up. And, um, I would likely resort to violence if someone pulled that one on me. Painful and possibly castrating violence.
@aviran - Sorry about that.
Should the 'Angry Dragon' get pulled on this blonde, her partner would most certainly become the 'Regretful Eunuch.'
I too, have had to look all this stuff up, because I don't have the pleasure of working with flibbertygibit!
I had to look that up. I am having breakfast. Was, anyway. I'm not now.
Yeah a woman at work had her 16 year old daughter ask her about something like that, because she had heard it in a movie!
@PunkDiva - Damn, I just looked it up and the online versions I read are a little different... but the end result is the same (basically). I knew you would look it up, that's why I said it. I'm just kind of evil today...
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